Secret Documents of the Church

You are reading them. Don't tell anyone. Or if you do, charge a hefty fee for your inside information. And we want a 15% kickback.

Actually the only Church secret is its membership. Not even we know, thanks to the loss of a hard drive.

By the way, our mailing list is not for rent, sale. It is not for any use except Church business. Or Church business is what we would use it for if we actually kept a mailing list.