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Insult-a-rabbi contest

by: JT

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I have to wonder what it takes to insult a rabbinical court so much that twenty years later the rabbis still have their prayer shawls in knots over it. How bad was the insult that they feel motivated to expose themselves as asses by cruelly ordering children to cruelly stone a dog?

So - let's have an insult-a-rabbi contest. Not just any rabbis; the contest only applies to insulting the members of the Monetary Affairs Court headed by Rabbi Avraham Dov Levin.

No prize from me for this, other than publication.*

But winners as determined by the Monetary Affairs Court, should the pack of morally deficient asses become aware of the contest, may very well find themselves reincarnated as a dog.** Sorry, but I don't know if the court honors breed preferences.

Please, submissions must be fit for printing - take George Carlin's seven words as an example of the language to avoid.



*If you request it nicely, and your insult is suitable for publication, I'll send you a signed jpeg of myself suitable for printing, and even affixing to a dart board or shooting gallery target if you wish. (You probably wouldn't really want to frame it.)

** Don't knock it. It's a lot better than most after-death options - as long as your doggy-sense keeps you away from the vicinity of rabbinical courts.